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The Legend of Santa Claus

from CIEIR Christmas Special by ShaneTheMusician

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I decided to make this one short. This is the first time I ever did a ballad. And in this case Light Harmony is back. I wanted to do a special with them for some time, but I had no ideas on how until now. In this case, they're contributing the Holiday Spirit by singing the legend of Santa Claus. In this it tells of the various things said about him with. From his toy making abilities to being able to be in different places fast.


Much like the Christ Conception song. this is my interpretation of Santa Claus. In this case I believe him to be an immortal being who walks the earth and takes on different identities and tasks. From Sinterklaas to Saint Nick. That he only puts lumps of coals in Naughty Kids houses as revenge pranks. That Krampus, rather than be his sinister assistant, he's his archenemy and they been at war for centuries. The idea being that if Santa was real, he'd be a complete and total badass motherfucking father of Christmas.

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Who's that man in the house of Snow.

Building toys for the kids.

How does he make those toys real fast.

He must have magical hands.

Legend says that he died in cold.

Yet here he is right now.

SinterKlaas will not give up no.

Not while there's kids needing joy.

Some claim they have seen him in Rome.

Giving gold to the poor.

Saint Nick wil not rest this time yet.

Until everyone's happy.

Some say that he carries two lists.

One for naughty and nice.

Some say he will just check them twice.

To make sure everything's clear.

Some say he's punished naughty kids.

Siccing Krampus on them.

I refuse to believe that shit.

He doesn't seem that all cruel.

He just leaves them a lump of coal.

Yet some say he has swords.

I think he is after Krampus.

Even he thinks it's evil.

Some seen him fly around the world.

With his eight reindeer lead.

He lands on houses roof to roof.

Then he goes down the chimney.

Some kids leave him cookies and milk.

And some carrots for deer.

They swear up and down he takes them.

He seems to need energy.

He has gone by so many names.

Which one is his title.

We all know him by one full name.

He is known as Santa Claus.

He has sight beyond naked eye.

That's how he sees you sleep.

He also has concept of time.

That's how he knows you're awake.

He also has a moral sense.

How he knows good from bad.

So be good for all goodness sake.

Don't lie to him or he'll know.

He's that man in the house of snow.

Spreading Joy To The World.

We are grateful for Santa Claus.

He is in all of our hearts.

There is good reason why he's called.

The father of Christmas.

He is on a mission from God.

One of the good in the world.

He is immortal to us.

Hear him laugh Ho Ho Ho Ho.

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from CIEIR Christmas Special, released December 13, 2021

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ShaneTheMusician Toronto, Ontario

Filmmaker, Reviewer, Defictionalizer,
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I decided to go the John Carpenter Route and make my own music.

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